Month: February 2018

Affordable Golf Carts Florida in Port Charlotte and Washington DC

It is a well known fact to the D. C. Auto Geek Reading population that affordable golf carts Florida exist both in Washington D. C. (our nation’s capital) and the city of Port Charlotte in southwest Florida. This is no controversial statement. Golf carts (affordable and otherwise) most likely exist in every state and territory of the country. However, it might be a controversial statement to say that this particular mode of transportation did not exist in a particular state or territory. All that being said, that controversial statement cannot be made with honesty because we (the D. C. Auto Geek Blog editorial board) do not believe this to be the case.

ELIMINATING A GOLF CART FLORIDA FROM D. C. MADE IN PORT CHARLOTTE, FLORIDA

In order to make this controversial statement a true statement then one must engage in a campaign to systematically eliminate all golf carts from Washington, D. C. that have been made in Florida. This would require a bit of research in order to determine where each golf cart found within the territorial boundaries of our nation’s capital had been manufactured. Once it has been determined that a golf cart found in Washington, D. C. had been constructed in Florida the person performing the research would then have to devise a system to remove said golf cart from the municipality.

One might reasonably inquire as to why one might want to engage in such an activity. What reasonable purpose could this activity be in the service of and even if it was a reasonable purpose would it be worth doing? Would there be a return on investment if this activity was seen through to its logical conclusion? These questions must first be answered before one embarks on this project in order to determine if this would be the best use of his or her time.

 

The Shuttle From Salt Lake City to Park City Makes No Stop in Washington, DC

It makes perfect sense to all loyal readers of the D. C. Auto Geek blog that a shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City would make no stop in our fair city of Washington, D. C. Why would it? Washington, D. C. is in no way located on any reasonable route one would take from Salt Lake City to Park City. Washington, D. C. is no located within the territorial boundaries of the state of Utah, within which both Salt Lake City and Park City happen to be located. Nor is there some other logical reason that any shuttle traveling between these two cities in Utah would need to stop in our nation’s capital.

PARK CITY TRANSPORTATION MAKES NO STOPS IN WASHINGTON, D. C.

Nor would transportation operating exclusively within the city limits of Park City, Utah make any stops within the city limits of Washington, D. C. How could it possibly do this? Because the city limits of Park City, Utah and Washington, D. C. are mutually exclusive there literally and physically is no possible way this could be accomplished without some miraculous or magical intervention of some sort. Now, we here at the D. C. Auto Geek Blog naturally do not take a position on religious issues but we have a pretty firm stand against the practice of magic and the occult. As such we cannot hold that either a miraculous or magical intervention is a possible let alone probable occurrence.

Accordingly there really is no way for it to happen nor is there a reason for it to happen. That much can be said to have been firmly established both in paragraph one and also in paragraph two of this discrete blog post. The question naturally arises as to why we took the time to write a blog post on this subject in the first place. Why indeed?