Affordable Golf Carts Florida in Port Charlotte and Washington DC

It is a well known fact to the D. C. Auto Geek Reading population that affordable golf carts Florida exist both in Washington D. C. (our nation’s capital) and the city of Port Charlotte in southwest Florida. This is no controversial statement. Golf carts (affordable and otherwise) most likely exist in every state and territory of the country. However, it might be a controversial statement to say that this particular mode of transportation did not exist in a particular state or territory. All that being said, that controversial statement cannot be made with honesty because we (the D. C. Auto Geek Blog editorial board) do not believe this to be the case.

ELIMINATING A GOLF CART FLORIDA FROM D. C. MADE IN PORT CHARLOTTE, FLORIDA

In order to make this controversial statement a true statement then one must engage in a campaign to systematically eliminate all golf carts from Washington, D. C. that have been made in Florida. This would require a bit of research in order to determine where each golf cart found within the territorial boundaries of our nation’s capital had been manufactured. Once it has been determined that a golf cart found in Washington, D. C. had been constructed in Florida the person performing the research would then have to devise a system to remove said golf cart from the municipality.

One might reasonably inquire as to why one might want to engage in such an activity. What reasonable purpose could this activity be in the service of and even if it was a reasonable purpose would it be worth doing? Would there be a return on investment if this activity was seen through to its logical conclusion? These questions must first be answered before one embarks on this project in order to determine if this would be the best use of his or her time.

 

Driving a Golf Cart Florida Around D.C.

One of my favorite autos to geek out about is a golf cart Florida that I sometimes use to drive around Washington, D. C. To clarify, the name of the golf cart is Florida and I procured her from the Port Charlotte area of Florida which is why I christened her with the name Florida. My loyal readers might not be aware of the fact that I name all my autos. If that makes me a geek then so be it. What do I care what you people think of me anyway? I write this blog for my own purposes and not to entertain you people.

Driving My Golf Cart Florida

Sometimes I drive my golf cart from Port Charlotte down to the Washington Mall. Because it is a golf cart I can drive on the side walks and in and around all of the magnificent monuments. I start on Capitol hill near the Capitol building. I then head down Independence Avenue past the Native American museum, the Air and Space museum and the old Smithsonian building. Sometimes I stop and take in a congressional staffer softball game if I happen to be driving my golf cart during softball season.

After the softball game I climb back into Florida and continue on towards the Washington Monument. Once there I drive a couple of laps around the giant white obelisk. I look to the side to see the White House as I circumnavigate and then I slingshot myself in the direction of the Lincoln Memorial. On the way I pass the World War II Memorial and the Korean War Memorial before reaching the Lincoln Memorial. Then I drive up the other side past the Vietnam Memorial, the White House, the National Archives, the National Museum of Art and the other Smithsonian Museums on that side of the National Mall that presently slip my mind.